So today, I was minding my own business, approaching the pond to poke at the fish (hey, I never actually touch them), talking to my mom about the butts, when suddenly - THE KILLER FROG THAT LIVES IN MY POND JUMPED FROM THE ROCKS INTO THE WATER!
Yes. I know. That means it was really close to me! Scary, right?
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!!!!!!!
Oh no. Then, I went to look at the fish in the water and it swam up from the bottom and LOOKED AT ME. RIGHT IN THE EYE.
Then I yelled so it went back down.
I almost got attacked by that frog. I shouldn't have named him Ajax. I think it gave him a warrior instinct.
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